McDonalds

If, as McD suggest "I'm loving it", why would I need to be subjected to their shit adverts? Surely I'd already be at the drive though (due to me being too fucking lazy, or fat, to get out of my car and walk to the counter) ordering their fat laden shit-arse burgers.

If you want my business, don't tell me how much someone else likes this stuff. I want to be told that it'll make a man of me and make me desirable to women. (I'm thinking those cigarette companies go it right in the past.)

Otherwise, be honest and point out that excessive eating of your fatty product will ensure I gain several pound, turn my skin greasier than an authentic kebab, increase my blood presssure and generally fuck up any chance of being healthy for the next several generations.

I am not trying to claim that their rival are any better, but as Morgan Spurlock argues, they are the best known brand and should be challenged.

PS. The salad options of all fast food outlets contain as many calories as the burgers (due to the dressing). Either give the dressing a miss and suffer the blandness of the salad or get your already fat arse down to M&S and get as decent salad which can be eaten without several layers of dressing (or god forbid, go to the supermarket, buy some salad stuff and make your own).